#17 - You ride in the doorway the entire, crowded bus trip, getting in everyone’s way even once there are seats available.

#53 - I could smell your perfume for a minute before and after you walked by.

#8 - You try to initiate sincere conversations about “those lazy poor people.”

#24 - The bedazzled, tattoo-inspired, rising phoenix engulfing your black button-up.

#2 - You made a rape joke while hitting on me.