There’s something about bearded men. I don’t know precisely what it is, and we could spend our time analyzing and searching for daddy issues, but instead, let’s just say this: facial hair gets me hot.

Now, as with most things, I’m picky. Unattractive facial hair is still unappealing, and can even put me off someone I might otherwise be into. But if a man has a nice beard, or mustache, or chops, or 5 o’clock shadow, or several days growth I get butterflies. Even someone who’s currently perfectly clean shaven is generally more attractive to me if I’ve seen evidence that they can grow a beard.

When I’m alone with a bearded man—hell, even when we’re not alone—I want to stroke his face, gently. I want to kiss him as we run our hands over each other, fingers toying with hair. I want to push his head down my body, and watch him bury his face between my thighs. I want to feel his hair rubbing up against me. I want to see it glistening when we lock eyes as he comes up for a breath.

If I’m walking down the street, or riding the bus, or waiting in line at the coffee shop, and I see a cute guy with a beard, I almost immediately imagine him under me. I find myself wondering what his chest looks like. What it would feel like under my ass as I teased him, bringing my slick pussy close but not close enough. I think about his arms pinned under my calves as I sit on his face. I picture watching him, buried up to the nose in my cunt, my little bush framing him like another beard. I imagine our bodies, slick with sweat, and his tongue on me and in me, and the way I’ll grunt and groan and whimper, my hands gripping what they can find as my drips turn into an unmistakable gush.

Beards soaked with cum are even more attractive than regular beards. Waking up after dozing off in post-coital satisfaction and nuzzling in to a beard still scented from the night before can turn me on like a faucet. After you’ve showered and washed each other clean and said your goodbyes, when you find your mind drifting at work mid-afternoon, it’s always nice to get a sweet, simple text.

“I can still smell you.”